Me: "Liam, we need to talk about your birthday party. What kind of party do you want? I was thinking of an army guy party."
Liam: "No, Mommy, I want Chinese."
Liam: "China people, I want China people."
Me: "I don't understand what that means."
Liam: "China people!! Like Ninja Turtles, Ninjago, Mulan..."
Me: "Oh, you mean ninjas in general."
Liam: "Yea generals, like Sensei Wu"